You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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