She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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