I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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