I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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