I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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