Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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