Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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