i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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