i already hear my dad disowning me
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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