got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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