My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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