Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
