i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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