life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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