I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
