before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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