If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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