3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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