Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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