am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
operation harelip BJ is a go
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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