White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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