you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We have started to decorate penises.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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