she woke up with a sticky ear
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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