haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Drake has all the answers
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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