Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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