You're my little dorito
fuck your aforementioned shoe
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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