I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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