Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip