i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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