Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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