just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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