we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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