At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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