so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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