And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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