But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's never too late to be topless.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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