I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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