whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
