My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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