And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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