I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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