Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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