I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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