He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Damn victory sex feels great
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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