I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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