i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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