i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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