at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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