I wish I only lived at night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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