Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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