Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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