dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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