people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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