I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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